They just don't like Coconut Grove's food for some reason

Question: Has a Miami Herald food critic ever liked a Coconut Grove restaurant? I mean ever?

Here's a recent review on Angelo and Maxie's. They weren't that crazy about it.

I know I just put down the Dirty Deli and I call Coral Bagels the Dirty Deli, but I am a Grovite and I usually praise most places in the Grove, even when they are roach infested like Basil. So you can't put me in the Herald reviewer category.

I had Burger King for lunch

Guess I shouldn't share my lunch secrets with you all because today I went to Coral Bagels, the Dirty Deli, for the corned beef, which they actually made today at my request, and there was none left!

This has happened with their matzo ball soup in the past and with all turkey products, they were once out of everything turkey.

Now you know why I like Einstein Brothers -- they don't run out of food.

I left the Dirty Deli, promising not to return, and I got Burger King for lunch instead. They actually had their menu items in stock.

No Barriers Festival coming to Shake-A-Leg

I am holding a brochure in my hand, that my friend Dave Weiss gave to me for the No Barriers Festival 2009, which is at Shake-A-Leg from June 4 to 7, this year. Hundreds are expected for this amazing four days. Dave is a proud volunteer at Shake-A-Leg.

This is the first festival of its kind to combine land and water-based adaptive sports with cutting edge technologies that enable people with challenges to live as actively as possible. Interactive clinics are many including sailing, kayaking, windsurfing, scuba diving and lots more. Everyone is welcome to the festival.

One of the most important features of the festival is the interaction between scientists, manufacturers, pioneers, athletes, artists, and others to make the world equal for all.

For more info, please visit: www.nobarriersusa.org or email info@nobarriersusa.org

Photo courtesy of the No Barriers website

Bring in the old-fashioned drive-in movies!

The movie theater closing was brought up again earlier today at the Merchant's Meeting. As you know, AMC will be closing and Muvico will be moving in (despite their financial problems, the Grove project is proceeding), but there will be time where they are closed during renovations and merchants would like to keep movies in the Grove, to keep the crowds coming until the new super duper Muvico is up and running. Earlier this week there was a meeting with all interested parties -- the Merchants Assn., CocoWalk, the NET office, etc.

Movies in the park has been suggested -- in tents -- maybe near the glass house in Peacock Park and also suggested was to have Burn Notice reruns shown in the park with a meet and greet and autograph session with the actors on hand.

Also art movies shown around town was a good suggestion. Another great idea that came up this morning is drive-in movies. It's such an old-fashioned home town thing that it may work. Some areas where they can be shown are in front of City Hall or next door at the Expo Center lot or even at the Seminole Boat Ramp.

It may not work forever, but in the interim, why not? It could happen all through the summer and it would tie in with our old-fashioned 4th of July theme. I see they are already testing the bunting -- there is some up on Grand Avenue today!

Another tie-in with the drive-in movie could maybe be a classic car show to make it a festive grand opening. We could have that the weekend or the day that the drive-in opens sort of as a tandem promotion thing -- classic cars with a classic drive-in in our classic village.

It's corned beef and cabbage day!

I asked them at Coral Bagels (2750 SW 26 Avenue) when they would be doing the corned beef and cabbage again. The chef told me they just did it and had not planned it for awhile. But since I asked, he'll do it today.

So it's is corned beef and cabbage day at the Dirty Deli, er, Coral Bagels. Tell them the Grapevine sent you.

Are two townhomes on one lot illegal?

I have written about the ugly cookie cutter townhomes that have been popping up in the Center Grove and now it seems that they are illegal. An R2 zoned lot cannot have two separate homes on it and most of these townhomes hold two separate residences. Some even have more.

A reader has informed me that indeed, the sale of townhouses/condos of R2 properties (duplex) are illegal.

A couple of neighbors asked for almost four years for a legal opinion from their district commissioner, Joe Sanchez, after he promised them one at a meeting held in April 2005. They knew that two folios/two owners on a property zoned R2 was illegal. They insisted on a legal opinion. It never came.

Finally, through Commissioner Tomas Regalado they were able to obtain a legal opinion. The PDF of that is here.

Aside from the drastic change of the character of their neighborhood (old Spanish), according to the neighbors, the fact that this was allowed for so long had very damaging consequences to all the owners of R2 property that have two units -- the county has removed the homestead exemption from half the property. Therefore, increasing the property taxes.

Elderly neighbors are being forced out because they cannot come up with the difference, which is in the thousands of dollars, with their fixed income. One neighbor, 91-years-old, had his tax deed bought by someone and the outcome is that he has a couple of weeks to move out.

Just another consequence of the greed that goes on in the name of progress. But I guess if you are foolish enough to buy one of these things, then you should pay the exorbitant taxes that go with them.

Another new featured event for the Saturday Art Stroll

The Mutiny Hotel (2951 S. Bayshore Drive) is having an evening of Pure Imagination wtih Ed King Pop Art featuring a new collection of unique neon-pop artwork on Saturday, May 2 from 7 to 10 pm.

A portion of the art sales will benefit Family Resource Center of South Florida.

There will be hors d'oeuvres, wine pours, a cash bar and valet parking on hand.

Please RSVP Jean at 305-441-2100, ext. 2008 or email: JVillamizar@mutinyhotel.com

This coincides with the First Saturday Art Stroll that covers the whole Center Grove. All the art galleries will be having an open house and the plaza at Mayfair will be full of art and music, as well.

Out of sight, out of mind; we need to tell people we're here

We had a small merchants meeting recently, and we had a guest -- an ad saleswoman from Community Newspapers, Robin Korth. She lives in Pinecrest and has lived in Dade County most of her life, she used to frequent the Grove all the time, she actually went to school at Carrollton, but now she doesn't visit us much, I asked her why and what her opinon of the Grove was. I loved that we had someone from the outside looking in since we are so busy telling each other how great we all are at meeings, and truth be told, people don't know we are so great.

Her answer was something like, "We don't even know the Grove exists anymore. Other than the Arts Festival, you never hear anything going on."

Ironically, we have something going on every week and almost every night of the week. Look at our Calendar of Events to prove this.

We need to tell the rest of the county what is going on. I like to think that everyone gets their news and events from the Grapevine, but honestly, our readers read us daily because they know about us, and the rest find us through search engines, while searching for Grove events. If people are not familiar with the Grapevine or are not searching for Grove events, they don't have a clue.

We are still working on the brochure to be given out at rest stops along the turnpike, but I think it may also be important to give the brochures out around the county at restaurants and events where people congregate.

Maybe the trolley idea isn't too lame. Maybe we need a rolling billboard to drive around the county and tell people we have events going on like art stolls and poetry night and the Bed Race and plain old "non-events" -- we have shady, tree-lined streets and a sailing presence where people can just hang out and enjoy. What we have that many other places don't have are characters -- we have our citizens -- our cast of characters -- the ones you read about daily in the Grapevine. People like mix and mingle with us, we just need to remind them to come back and visit.

Grove Slam Poker Tournament starts tonight

The Grove Slam fishing tournament is starting today. The Grove Slam Poker Tournament is open to all, not just those in the fishing tournament. They have had a few calls wondering if it was only open to Grove Slam anglers and that is not the case. It is open to anyone who wants to play.

The action happens tonight, Wednesday night, at Monty's. Be there at 6:30 pm to register. Call with questions: 305-461-2700. Or more info here.

Mind Freeing Fridays with Poetry Night at Anokha

"Mind Freeing Fridays," an escape into poetry, is coming to Anokha (3324 Virginia Street) every Friday night, starting May 1.

Happy hour and poetry combine starting at 8 pm, where the doors open to luscious food, drink and prose. Admission is $7, there are $5 drink specials all night, along with Anokha's delicious dishes.

The South Dade Connection is a poetry troupe comprised of individuals that vary in age, background, and gender. They have been together since 2005. Motivational speakers as well, they strive to teach the youth that there are alternatives in regards to self expression.

FAN is holding its annual luncheon at the Sonesta Hotel

Funding Arts Network (FAN) is holding its annual awards luncheon and membership drive by handing out $200,000 in grant awards, including the $50,000 Knight Foundation New Work Award.The new FAN board will be presented at the luncheon. Rachel Blechman will be stepping down after six years as president and Terry Schechter will be incoming president from 2009 to 2011.

Over 20 artistic organizations will receive grants at the luncheon. So far, FAN has given $2.25 million to 75 groups. The luncheon is at the Sonesta Bayfront Hotel Coconut Grove (2889 McFarlane Road), Tuesday May 5 at noon.

For info or reservations, please call 305-476-5424 or email karengottlieb@fundingartsnetwork.org

The Grove had a very European flavor during Bike Day

It turns out that over 3000 people visited the Grove for Miami Bike Day last weekend, the largest group yet! And it was declared by many who have participated in other Miami Bike Days, as the best one yet. I have only heard good things about Sunday's event, from everyone.

The Grove had a very European flair about it during Bike Day. More than one person told me that, too. There was just something about the people, the bikes, the lack of many motor vehicles. Commodore Plaza's resturants were full and it was just a day for friends to have a good time visiting with friends.

The streets were buzzing and people weren't looking for the things we always talk about, that we always say we are lacking -- certain stores, restaurants, parking, etc.. It seems that just having a bunch of friends enjoying the day, the Grove, the whole vibe, is all that was needed. It did not come down to material things.

We need more of this. This is what the Grove is about and this is how we need to express ourselves and market ourselves to everyone. It's a feeling, a vibe, an experience.

Get Connected is having their premier event at Cabana One

Cabana One is having a networker event on Thursday, April 30. This is the premier of “Get Connected”, an event which offers young professionals a platform to network and build relationships in our community.

South Florida's leading networking organizations of young professionals will be partying it up.

Complimentary cocktails will be provided by The Bartender's Society from 7 to 9 pm. David Ortiz will be the mixologist on hand. No RSVP is needed, just grab a friend or two and show up!

A few participating groups will be Connect Florida, the Coral Gables Chamber's 20/30 Group, Coral Gables Rotaract Club, Impact Circle of Big Brothers/Big Sisters, Ronald McDonald House and many more.

For more info, please contact Natalie Leon at (786) 537-0751 or Cristina Tacoronte at (305) 788-0808.

Little village of shops had a great grand opening night

Friday night several shops on the other side of US1 celebrated a joint grand openings. Gina Hubler opened the long awaited Mosaic Academy. Gina also teaches at Corning Glass, in upstate New York. Classes are being scheduled at the gallery and there always is an instructional trip to Italy every summer. You may purchase your materials at Mosaic Academy.

Next door is "Grove" which in Woodstock, NY is the popular "Legends" store, also making their debut was Irita Photography Studio, an actors studio and sound staging complex and Lakshmi Spa and Salon; all off 27th Avenue.

Above is artist Hans Feyerabend, Beverly Ainsworth, Inga Eleutheria, and Gina Hubler (in purple).

Breaking the Silence luncheon is this Thursday

Kristi House is having it's 3rd Annual "Breaking the Silence" luncheon at Grove Isle Thursday, April 30.

The luncheon builds awareness for Kristi House and draws support from concerned, caring inviduals and business leaders, who can assist in the Krisi House mission to end child sexual abuse in our community.

The luncheon starts at noon.For info, or to RSVP, please email Bianca at bfernandez@kristihouse.org or call 305-547-6802.

Blast your ad. Info here.

Hootenanny at Berries

Come to Hootenanny at Berries (2884 SW 27 Avenue) tomorrow night, Tuesday.

Three acoustic musicians will be performing: Bill Kunz, Eric Wagner and Zip Robertson with some special guests from 8 to 11 pm.

Pleasant dining experience at George's in the Grove

George's in the Grove is known for their great food, now they make the dining experince even nicer. In the winter they used outdoor heaters, now that the hot summer months are coming George's has this cool new thing -- literally -- it's an outside air conditioner.

I've never seen this before. I guess it is the opposite of the heating lamps used in the winter.

I don't think it is probably a very green thing to do for the environment, and especially the grass in the planter there, but it will make outside dining more bearable in the hot summer months.

The Mayfair Plaza is turning into quite the hang out

The plaza at Mayfair always seems to have something going on each weekend. This past weekend Captain Art was out along with the Old Story Teller and the petting zoo and Bev the Steel Drum player, oh yea, and Freddie the Balloon Artist and magician.

Captain Art, shown here with Alexis and Freddie had us all drawing in a short time. He just set out his markers, paint and paper and we all had a ball. Freddie did a lot of magical tricks in between, he's good at a lot of David Blaine's stuff.


Robert joined us, you can see him here drawing with Capt. Art and Alexis. It really was a fun day. I went back and forth between the guys hanging at Paul's Sunglasses Kiosk and here.

Next weekend, Johnny Valdes tells me that there will be a lot more going on for the First Saturday Art Stoll, including a liquor company sponsoring the event and local restaurants handing out samples of their food. Of course the artists will be out like last time, too. And there will be more music.

Another Freddie, Freddie the Flamingo, has moved from CocoWalk to Mayfair and is being spruced up for his grand entrance. So look for him soon, too.

Change of artists for free Mother's Day Concert

The Mother's Day concert is still on in Peacock Park, only Roberta Flack has been replaced by local Jon Secada. It will now be Jon Secada and Maxi Priest.

It's free, at Peacock Park, Saturday, May 9.

There will be food, art and a fashion show. It starts at 4 pm.

For info: 305-642-1271.

A little farmer's market and barbecue at The Fresh Market

The Fresh Market had quite a weekend. They had their wine tasting on Friday and also on Friday and Saturday they had a mini farmer's market and tent sale where they sold vegetables and barbecued delicious food outside.

Hector and Jeff prepared sirloin hamburgers and cheeseburgers and steak sandwiches -- $3.00 each, including a soda! -- and they had a nice little area to sit and enjoy the food, next door, including live music.

Inside they had lots of tastings and one of my favorites -- rootbeer floats for sale.

Hector told me that they are trying this out and may do it a couple of times a month if it went well. From the looks of it, it went incredibly well. Do it every weekend! I don't remember when I had a better burger -- seriously. Delish!

Goodie special today at Focaccia Rustica

Today Focaccia Rustica (3111 Grand Avenue) has these special goodies.

There are chocolate mousse cakes, a chocolate pyramid, a Maracuya cake, chocolate mint cake and Tiramisu cake.

Each is $3.99.

Bike Day is a perfect fit for Coconut Grove

Kathryn Moore (above left), from the Mayor's office, and her Miami Bike Team should be very proud of themselves today. They did an incredible job bringing Bike Day to Coconut Grove yesterday.

It was a perfect day for the event and the Grove was packed with happy bikers, skaters, bladers and the like. Two new bike racks were introduced, too. You can see the bike-shaped green rack, proudly displayed by Miami's Magnificent Six Bicycle Action Committee. This is right next to the Bookstore on Virginia Street.


A red, guitar-shaped bike rack was also installed on Main Highway, across from Le P'tit Paris, Marshall and Douglas were the first to try it out yesterday morning. Everyone was very impressed at how they were installed in the middle of the night, so as to be a surprise the next morning. Richard and David from the BID and Chamber, respecively, manned the info booth next to the bike rack all day. I also worked with Manny and Ingrid from the BID office, at another info booth. They actually spent more time there than I did, since I was wandering all over the place taking photos.


The whole Grove partook of the fun. Even the Grove's own angel was out at the triangle in the center of the village, posing for photos. The Guys from Smoothie King, like most of the merchants, had a busy, successful day. That's my friend Alex, in the center photo. He's with FIU, they took surveys on biking in the county, to see what people are looking for in the way of bike paths and things like that.


The streets were void of cars, except for the few parked on the side and just a few were let in and out, so it was a strange feeling at first, but pretty quickly, people got used to not having motorized vehicles around. It actually was quite pleasant.


Peacock Park was the center of activities and the rally point, but people ended up all over the place -- riding, visiting, eating, drinking. It really was an amazing experience.


A couple of bike valet stations were set up and people could leave their bicycles and go eat or visit art galleries, and they knew their bikes would be safe. CocoWalk had one set up in an empty storefront and I suggested to them that this would be a good thing to have all the time.


It seemed that every city politician was out, which was great, but it would be a much better event in the future if it was a bit more low key. By that, I mean, no speeches and grandstanding and photo opps. Just close the streets to autos and let bikers take over like was done yesterday.


I spoke with many people and everyone would like to see this happen on a regular basis. Hopefully the BID can come up with something and this can be a once a month happening. The merchants were happy, the bicyclists were happy, the town leaders were happy. It's a win-win-win situation for everyone. Some merchants started out slow, but it picked up throughout the day and with more people here on a Sunday since maybe the King Mango Strut in December, there is no reason that anyone could not be happy with the results.


Bike Day brought so many new people into the Grove and so many people that had not been here for awhile. The streets were crowded, there was music all over the place -- flute playing, drummers, guitars and singers. It was a happening. And it was an organic happening. Very organic, natural and what the Grove is about.

Photos by Harry Emilio Gottlieb and Tom Falco for the Grapevine

It was a perfect day for a bike ride

It was a sea of orange as thousands took to Coconut Grove today for Miami Bike Day.

It all started early in Peacock Park and built up to the big orange bike parade at about 11 am, where bikers, rollerbladers, skateboarders and even baby strollers come up McFarlane Road and winded their way around the village.

I'll have a full report and many more photos tomorrow.

Today is Miami Bike Day in Coconut Grove!

Today is Miami Bike Day in Coconut Grove. I will Tweet live most of the day on Twitter, so there won't be other blog posts today, mostly because I assume most of you will be out enjoying the unique experience today.

All the streets will be closed to vehicular traffic and open only to bicycles, skateboarders, rollerbladers, walkers, etc. The whole Grove will be consumed with going green and going orange.

You see, orange is the theme of the event because that is the color of the Netherlands which has been ruled by the ‘House of Orange-Nassau’ since 1815, this color has been adopted as a ‘national color’. There are 1000 orange t-shirts, that they will be giving out.

Why the Netherlands? Well, the Consulate General and Dutch community will be joining us for Grove Bike Day in honor of Queen Beatrix's birthday, which is April 30. The Dutch know how to live green and how to incorporate bicycles as part of every day modern life.

They'll have a booth set up in Peacock Park and along with that, there will be an Orange Parade and bike valets will be on hand to watch your bikes for free. There are bike clinics and tune-up stations, where you can have your bike worked on -- all for free.

Bikes will be available for for free rentals, for those that don't have bicycles (limited supply) and it will just be one big bicycle celebration.Grove merchants will all be participating in one form or another with specials for all visitors. For a partial list of specials, check the Bike Miami Blog here. There are many more merchants participating than are listed.

All of the parking lots will be available for folks coming from other areas with bikes in tow, they are on the perimeter of the Grove and easily accessible. You can see the parking lots that will be open for car parking. The streets that are shown in green will be closed to motor vechicles for the duratoin of Bike Day. Please click on the map for a larger PDF version.

Please join me on Twitter to enjoy the live Tweets today.

What's up with this mess?

This eyesore is right in the center of the Village, most people in Coconut Grove see this. Why?

It's bad enough that FPL feels the need to graffiti the streets in the name of progress (leave the gas lights alone!), but does this crime scene image need to be there especially now and tomorrow for Bike Day? I am working that booth tomorrow, giving info to the lost and confused visitors, hope it's not looking like that when I get there at 9 am.

Mail Art reception is tomorrow afternoon

Tomorrow, Sunday, is the reception for the participants of the Mail Art Exhibit that has been going since February at the Windisch-Hunt Gallery (2911 Grand Avenue). All winter and into spring, people have been sending their mail art -- decorated, artistic envelopes and other items to the gallery. Even a red high heel shoe came all the way from Europe with just a few stamps stuck on the bottom!

This colorful envelope inspired by the stamp, arrived from seven-year-old Mariana Molano, a student from Children's House Montessori School. It was one of many envelopes that made it under the wire.

Three envelopes arrived from the Czech Republic's One Ear Society, last minute, too. The reception is right after the Bike Day events from 2 to 4 pm.

You can see many of the thousands of mail art that came in at the local One Ear Society blog here.

Chamber's next After Hours Club event at Calamari's

The Chamber's After Hours Club will be at Calamari (3540 Main Highway) on Tuesday, April 28 from 5:30 to 7:30 pm.

The World Assn of Alcohol Beverage Industry will be on hand for this special networking cocktail event. Complimentary prosecco, wine or beer plus hors d'oeuvres will be served, plus there are raffle prizes.

Free valet parking is also on hand, always available at Calamari's.Cost is $5.00 Chamber and WAABI members and $10 non-members. Please RSVP by calling 305-444-7270 or emailing info@coconutgrove.com

Scaffolding is down; let the party begin

So the scaffolding at CocoWalk is down after so many months -- almost six, I think. The new addition that Crazy Pianos added is nice. I am surprised that a major shopping center would allow such a total structural change, and right on the front street, but I guess these days, any tenant is better than none and if they can make changes that don't hurt the integrity of the structure, why not? In this case I think he really has enhanced it.

They did a number on the trees during construction and while they took the scaffolding down. I was shuddering at the way they treated them as they removed all the planks, but they look ok now I guess.

Crazy Pianos is opening May 6, to get on the guest list, please use this form.

I'm just sayin' . . .

We need an Einstein Brothers Bagels in the Grove.

The Sweet Dreams Bakery on Commodore Plaza did not open today as scheduled. If you look inside, it looks like there is weeks, if not months' worth of work to do. Not sure why people say they are opening when they obviously are nowhere near ready.

Crazy Pianos is scheduled to open May 6. The scaffolding is down, let's hope they can open on schedule.

Sad to say Basil was shut down for being dirty, roach infested, in fact. I wasn't going to say anything, but the more I think the about it, the more furious I get, since I eat there often.

How hard it is to have the place bug bombed once a month?

Come to the Cabaret -- at the church!

Come to the Cabaret at St. Stephen's Church, of all places!

On Saturday, May 9, St. Stephens (2750 McFarlane Road) will turn into a musical Cabaret with professional performers. Enjoy dinner as the show goes on.

There will be a cash bar. Tickets are $25 each and $40 per couple. Parking is free with advanced ticket purchase.

The Cabaret opens at 7 pm and goes all night.

For info and tickets, please email choircabaret@att.net or call Carmela at 305.666.3329.

Charity Cut-A-Thon in May at Allure Salon

Allure Salon (3405 Main Highway) is having a Cut-A-Thon on Sunday, May 3. All money raised (100%) will go to the St. Jude Children's Research Hospital. Walk-ins are welcome, but appointments are requested. Women's haircuts are $35.00 and Men's are $25.00.

Split Ends, the Style Network tv show filmed an episode one week at Allure recently.

The Cut-A-Thon is from 10 am to 6 pm. Reservations may be made by calling (305) 461-0020.

Grove Sailing Club is offering youth summer program

The Coconut Grove Sailing Club (2990 S. Bayshore Drive) is again offering summer youth sailing instruction for both sailing club members and non-members.

There will be five, two-week sessions. Sailors will be classified as either beginner, intermediate, or racing level. A US Sailing certified instructor and several junior instructors supervises the classes.

Campers must be between the ages of seven and 14 years old. Camp will begin weekdays at 9:00 am and end at 4:00 pm each day and will be held rain or shine.

Beginners will learn basic sailing skills, knots, nomenclature, and safety. By the end of the course, beginning sailors will be able to single-hand a pram boat, know the names of all parts of the boat, and know what to do if the boat capsizes. Intermediate sailors will learn more advanced techniques, racing rules, and explore further into Biscayne Bay.

The sessions are like this:
Session 1 - June 8 thru June 19
Session 2 - June 22 thru July 3
Session 3 - July 6 thru July 17
Session 4 - July 20 thru July 31
Session 5 - August 3 thru August 14

Applicants are accepted on a first come first serve basis. Please go here to download the Medical Release and Registration forms and the Equipment/Clothing Checklist. You may also pick them up in the club office, or call: 305-444-4571 Ext. 10. For info, you can also email: sailingdirector@cgsc.org. Scholarships are available.

Coconut Grove Bike Day Ambassador

My BID buds asked me to be an ambassador of sorts during Bike Day on Sunday. So I may be in the black booth giving directions and answering questions in front of CocoWalk. Hopefully I can just wander around and give out directions and answers since I would like to cover everything for the Grapevine, including the parade, etc.

Restaurant Reality Check

Coral Bagels

We call it the Dirty Deli (I didn't make up the name), out of force of habit, but it seems that Coral Bagels (2750 SW 26 Avenue) has cleaned up its act. They are still a bit frayed around the edges, but the tables don't smell like cleaning fluid and the food is actually delicious and presentable now. I'm a fan.

Here are some of their items and prices. They have a very large menu. This is only a small fraction:

Breakfast
Two eggs any style with potatoes or grits, bagel, coffee or tea: $3.75
Add bacon, ham or sausage to the above and it is $4.75
French Toast or Pancakes with syrup: $4.49
Triple cheese omelet: $6.49
Spanish omelet: $6.49
There are many more choices for breakfast

Bagels: $1.69 plain; $1.90 veggie; $1.90 strawberry and the list goes on
Coffee or tea: $1.50
Fresh Squeezed juices: $2.75
Dr. Brown's sodas: $2.00

Sandwiches (they come with lettuce, tomato onion, choice of coleslaw, potato salad or chips.
Chicken Salad: $6.49 / Tuna Salad: $5.99 / Egg Salad: $5.49 / Ham: $6.49
Reuben or Rachel: $7.49 / Turkey melt: $6.99 / Hot dog with fries: $5.99
Burger: $5.49 / Cheeseburger: $5.99 / Bostonian: $7.49 / BLT: $4.99
The list of sandwiches goes on.

Soups: $3.29; they have Matzo Ball soup daily and other soups depending on the day of the week.

Other
Nova or lox: $8.59 / White fish salad: $7.49 / Falafel, hummus, tabouli: $7.69
Fries: $2.49 / Potato Knish: $3.49 / 4 stuffed grape leaves: $5.00
Skirt steak: $10.99 / Meatloaf: $7.99 / 1/2 Baked Chicken: $8.99
These include veggies and potato of the day.

They also have many daily specials, different each day. I had a delicious corned beef and cabbage dish for $13.00 recently (shown above).

Call them for their daily specials: 305-854-0336. They are open only until 4 pm. They serve breakfast and lunch starting at 6:30 am.

Reggie Nicholson; Alhambra Orchestra Conductor

Reggie Nicholson, Alhambra Orchestra Conductor and Past Commodore of the Coconut Grove Sailing Club has passed after a strong fight against cancer.

Viewing is at Caballero Rivero Woodlawn, 3344 SW 8 Street, Miami 33135, (305) 445-9508. Friday, April 24 - 4 pm to 12 Midnight / Saturday, April 25 - 8 am to 1:30 pm (police escort available to memorial service)

Memorial Service is at St. Andrew Episcopal Church, 14260 Old Cutler Road, Palmetto Bay 33156, (305) 238-2161 Saturday, April 25 - from 2 pm to 3:15 pm.

Burial to follow at Woodlawn North Cemetery, 3200 SW 8 Street, Miami 33135In lieu of flowers, Reggie has asked for donations to be made to the Frost School of Music, University of Miami, 1320 S Dixie Hwy, Suite 300, Coral Gables, FL 33146 and earmarked for the Reginald F. Nicholson Scholarship Fund.

Mini wine tasting today at the Fresh Market

The Fresh Market (2640 S. Bayshore Drive) is having a mini Wine Tasting this afternoon (Friday) featuring wines from around the world.

It is free to everyone from 4 to 7 pm. Hors d'oeuvres will be served from all of their departments -- deli, sushi, meat, bakery, etc. And there is a 15% discount on purchase of 12 bottles or more. You can mix and match the varieties.

Playing hooky

Today was Take Your Child to Work Day and each year, Mayfair sets up things for the kids to do either in the plaza, like last year, with face painting clowns and games, etc. or today it was inside The Improv.

The kids love it, It must be nice having The Improv as part of your go to work experience. Some folks work in factories, these lucky guys' parents work in a fun place and they get the nice perks.

Photo by AnnaMaria Windisch-Hunt

Falling trees are preventing the park from being open

Blanche Park at Shipping and Virginia is closed for the time being because the large banyan trees are falling over!

So no doggies or kiddies in the park for the time being.

Photo by Harry Emilio Gottlieb

The Great Coconut Grove Bed Race is taking form

A drinking-racing event or bed, dash and beyond -- that is how we summed up the Great Coconut Grove Bed Race at yesterday's bed race meeting.

A nice crowd showed up for the meeting at the Bookstore -- about 15 people. Not bad, we usually have just a handful.

A lot was discussed regarding insurance, marketing and logistic planning. I read the rules that AnnaMaria and myself came up with and we went over them line by line, that took forever. We should have things formal pretty soon.

As it stands now, $50.00 is the sign up fee for each bed, which will consist of one rider and four people pushing. A charity will be named as the beneficiary for part of the money. We will have an early sign up period and then the fee will go up to about $75.00 for late signers.

We are playing the event up as a revival of a Grove tradition, which it is.

The main design should be a twin size bed, about 54" x 75" inches and there should be a headboard, foot board and it can be designed in any way, but must have four wheels that touch the floor and be made up with pillows and a blanket at the start of the race.

There will be categories which will be judged and prizes will be given for these, like best concept, best design, best team song, best team cheer, etc. Anyone may help design the bed, but only the five who sign up and fill out waivers, may be part of the actual race.

Again, it would be a good idea to hold off until we have the actual rules ready to send out and applications ready to be filled out. We will probably start taking applications on Memorial Day and take them all summer until a few weeks before the race, which is Sunday, September 6, Labor Day weekend.

The night before there will be a pajama pub crawl and a waiter race. And various places may show bedtime related movies, like "Bedtime for Bonzo," or "Pajama Game," etc.

Crazy Pianos opening May 6 at CocoWalk

Crazy Pianos is finally opening at CocoWalk on Wednesday, May 6. If you would like to go to the grand opening, please fill out this form for your invitation.

Still celebrating Earth Day with free trees. Want some?

The Coconut Grove NET office is working on a project to plant trees in the public right of way. If you are a home owner, and you would like a tree on your swale, please contact Haydee Wheeler at the NET office by email of fax, or by dropping off the information that includes:

1. Your name.
2. The exact address of your property
3. Your contact information, and the best time to reach you.
4. If you lease or rent, please get prior approval from your Landlord and include their contact information.

Fax: 305-960-4679
email: hwheeler@miamigov.com
The NET office is at: 2820 McFarlane Road
No phone calls please.

The Barnacle is celebrating Earth Day this Sunday

Yesterday was Earth Day, but The Barnacle (3485 Main Highway) is having its third annual Earth Day Celebration on Sunday, April 26 from 11am to 4 pm. Festivities include displays from earth-friendly businesses and organizations, crafts for kids, fun games and live music. Help promote the preservation of the earth by celebrating with and others who share a passion for the environment and wholesome, green living.

Blankets, lawn chairs and picnics are welcome, but alcohol is not permitted. Celebration is included in $1 park admission. Children under 6 are free. For additional information call 305-442-6866 or visit www.FloridaStateParks.org/TheBarnacle

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Caught in the act . . .

Harry Emilio Gottlieb caught this dude cutting class at Ransom Everglades yesterday afternoon. This has got to be one of the funniest things I have seen lately.

I tried the new lunch deal at The Fresh Market

A fellow customer at The Fresh Market (2640 S. Bayshore Drive) was telling me that the teriyaki chicken was good, so I tried it and he was right.

They have a new thing -- $6.99 meals, which includes one entree and two sides. They have so many choices for the entrees and sides, there is sure to be something for you. Picture their deli, now picture one main item and two sides -- gets confusing, there is so much to choose from!

New bakery on fast track for Saturday opening

I stopped by the new Sweet Dreams Bakery on Commodore Plaza.

They aren't open yet, but are planning to open this Saturday. It seemed like there was a lot of work still to be done, so we'll see how that goes.

Hope they get rid of the large gaudy chandelier that is still in the center of the room. You can barely see it this photo, but it's the big gold circular thing at the top.

It's Earth Day . . . Ride a horse!

This sweet horse was waiting to exit the wagon this morning on Grand Avenue, near Commodore Plaza for a day of Grove fun. It's a beautiful day. What will you be doing to celebrate Earth Day?

Beautiful day for an Icee

I was driving down S. Bayshore just now and A.C. was behind me, you know, A.C. from A.C. Icees in Kennedy Park. He was just arriving to work for the day.

What a day it is, too. Perfect weather today!

A.C. just celebrated his 31st year at Kennedy Park. It seems like just yesterday when he celebrated his 30th, there was a nice celebration for him. You can see that here.

We need to get the bridge and tunnel crowd

All the talk lately is about the big travel agent Pow Wow coming to the Grove on May 18. And while the tourists are great, how about the locals?

One goal of the Grove should be to promote ourselves to locals. Why not have a families come from Kendall on weekends or have visitors from Coral Gables? Those are maybe the ones we need to reach out to.

These people are called the "bridge and tunnel" crowd in New York. They commute to Manhattan from Brooklyn and Queens and the other boroughs. Right now, Kendall and Brickell and even Coral Gables and South Miami are the bridge and tunnel crowd here, going to South Beach to party. It would be great if we could offer all of these people something closer to home. They would not have to travel to South Beach all the time for their fun and entertainment, they could and should visit the Grove for that on occasion.

How do we get them here? That is the magic question. We're trying to get people from all over the world to visit Coconut Grove and we can't even get locals to stop by for dinner or a drink.

No one is responsible for quality service; they know it

My friend was at the Grove post office and on the wall is a large sign that says "The person responsible for bringing you quality service . . ." and there is a slot below for the person's name. But that area was left blank. Guess they know the truth about their service, or lack of it and they don't want to false advertise by putting anybody's name in the slot.

"Three Sides of Seidman" at Dharma Studio

The Dharma Studio (3170 Commodore Plaza) is presenting "Three Sides of Seidman," by internationally recognized photographer Barry Seidman.

The opening reception is April 25, from 6 to 9 pm and the show runs through May 23, 2009.

Three compelling series are featured that will celebrate the virtuosity of this extraordinary artist.

Blooms - Reveals the miracle of nature’s raiment.
Bagged - Satisfies the senses with simple pleasures (example shown above).
One World - Evokes our common humanity in a celebration of diversity.

For info, please email dharmastudio@earthlink.net or call: 305.461.1777.

Belly dancing class is featured at Art Happy Hour

On Friday, April 24, the Blu Moon Studio (3444 Main Highway) is holding another Art Happy Hour.

This one should be fun as Harley Komar is offering a belly dancing class as part of this month's art project. She will be giving a brief introduction to belly dance and showing you how to perform some basic steps and moves. Harley will also be teaching a regular belly dance class soon in the Bird Road and SW 72nd ave area, so please contact her at 305-905-0194 to find out the details or sign up for her belly dance classes.

But in the meantime, stop by Blu Moon on Friday at 6:00 pm for some belly dancing, food, drinks and friends.

Some good reasons why people don't spend $$ here

This is a comment left on another post. This is what one person says about shopping and spending money (or not spending money) in the Grove.

It think it says it all in a nutshell, here in blue.

"To me, the Grove is for walking around. If I want to shop, I go somewhere where the prices are reasonable and the parking is, ahem, FREE! Grove merchants have an uphill battle when I can get things delivered to my door for less plus free shipping. Sorry, we don't have enough extra money to shop in the overpriced stores in the Grove. Property taxes make sure we don't have anything left over. Maybe when the economy gets better."

While Grove rents are over the moon, and merchants need to charge more so they can afford to say in their storefronts, one aspect here can easily be remedied. Free parking. Maybe the new BID can do something about that.

We are being told that we have autonomy now. How about with the parking issue? Coral Gables has free parking on Sundays. We can may start with Sundays. Free parking on Sundays?

Grove car jacking

A woman was car jacked in the Grove last night. Story here.

Lots of artists want to know how to market themselves

I thought they were limiting the free Art Marketing Salon to only 16 people, but it looks like many more turned out for the event held by artist Debra Cortese last week. There's another salon tonight at 7 pm. Details are here.

We need more of a variety of stores in the village

People tell me all the time that we need more of a varity of stores. We are great in the restaurant departement, although a tourist asked for Japanese or Chinese food this weekend and I had to send her to Sekai, which is more Thai.

We do need a regular Chinese take-out place. I have been using Yum Yum and Tien Keu Inn, both on Coral Way, but we need something better and closer.

As for other stores, we need a Hallmark-type card store, some men's clothing stores other than the Gap and what else? People always ask for a shoe repair place, do people still have shoes repaired?

Tar and Feather at Berries tomorrow night

Tar and Feather (the two Eric's -- Eric Garcia and Eric Wagner) will be performing American Folk Blues music live tomorrow at Berries (2884 SW 27th Avenue) from 8 to 11 pm.

If crime is actually down why does it appear to be up?

I was happy to hear that the Grove district had the highest reduction in crime through the whole City of Miami last year. Ironically, I know two people personally who had a crime committed against them recently, in the same week.

My friend Jerry had his bike stolen right from in front of the Bookstore, the thieves cut the chain and made off with it. And another friend had her car window smashed in broad daylight near Kennedy Park and the thieves made off with everything that wasn't nailed down, including her hand bag with all her credit cards, money and ID's. I know she shouldn't have left that in the car.

During the First Saturday Art Stroll, those child scammers were out bothering people. This other guy goes around with a list of medications, telling people he has no money for his meds and he constantly bothers people. I have given money myself, because even though I suspect it's a scam, who knows, maybe he needs his heart and cholesterol pills. The guy is this sad sack right out of central casting.

Others are constantly hitting up tourists and locals while they are eating, shopping or enjoying art openings. This sends the wrong message.

You may have seen a large police presence recently at the Seminole Boat Ramp area. That is called Operation Difference. The police department pulls in resources from the entire department and utilizes them to stop crime. It is a very effective tool in keeping our community safe according to Sgt. Javier Ortiz.

If anyone would like to help stop crime, the next Crime Watch meeting is Thursday, April 23 at 7 pm at St. Stephen's Church (2750 McFarlane Road). Parking is free in the surface lot next to the church.

Getting ready for the Great Coconut Grove Bike Day

The Great Coconut Grove Bike Day is almost upon us, the whole Grove will be shut down Sunday, April 26. I know a few merchants are concerned about every street being closed, but it seems that that is how it will be.

People coming in from out of the area will have to park in the garages and hopefully take it by bike from there or hoof it. (That's Ellen, the clairvoyant's bike at left).

Merchants are being asked to participate in a big way. For one thing, the Merchants Group is asking that every merchant and business in Coconut Grove offer 10% off that day. You can do it on everything or just certain items or foods or drinks.

It's a great way to also market businesses. Water can be sold with ads on them, like a string, holding a flyer or coupon.

Another important thing is for merchants to open early. The event starts at 9 am and many places usually open at 11 am. But it might be a great idea to open earlier on Sunday so as to accommodate the very large crowds which art expected. Details here.

Mail Art exhibit is being enjoyed by everyone who sees it

The Mail Art exhibit is now at the Windisch-Hunt Gallery (2911 Grand Avenue) and it has been around the Grove in various store windows.

Right in the center is the now famous red high heel that was mailed from Europe, and actually came through the U.S. mail with just a few stamps on it.

There are some amazing creations, lots of imaginative things that people have sent.

The gallery will have a reception on Sunday, April 26th, from 2-4 pm, some of the participants will be in attendance.

Photo by Don Kesler

ALS Run/Walk for a cure coming to the Grove in May

The 8th Annual Lou Gehrig's Disease 10k Run and 5K Run/Walk is coming to the Grove on Saturday, May 9.

Starting point is at City Hall (3500 Pan American Drive) at 7:30 am.

Early registration (until May 9) is $25.00 per person and $10.00 for those under 14 and if you prefer to register the day of the race, the fee is $30.00. There will be prizes for the winners.

If you don't want to race, but would like to donate, you can do that, through the "Defeat ALS in Your Sleep" program, where you can stay home and sleep and even still receive a Romero Britto t-shirt.

You may have seen the sign up brochures around the village in most businesses, but you can find more info and sign up on line at their website here: www.alsrecovery.org.

He created a nice poem out of a Dunkin' Donuts incident

Grove resident, Jerry Wade, went to poetry night at the Bookstore on Friday with a fresh poem he only created that day.

He had been at Dunkin' Donuts on US1 and 27th Avenue in the morning and ran into a guy down on his luck and well, here is the poem, explaining the incident, as told by Jerry at the Bookstore on Friday night. It involves angels and coffee and a dollar, well, I'll let Jerry's recital explain it all. It's at the One Ear Society blog here.

Roaming peaocks to be Grove mascot?

Heather Bettner brought up the idea of making peacocks the official mascot/bird of Coconut Grove at the Chamber luncheon the other day. That's a touchy subject around here but she likes the idea of having flags flying with peacocks and maybe having a peacock logo on various places around the Grove, like maybe on the Chamber logo, etc.

The gas lights were an image on some letterheads and things, but since they are going away, maybe something does need to replace that image.

The slogan for the Grove could be "Visit Coconut Grove - where the Peacocks are wild, as well as the people!"

I still like "We put the nut in Coconut Grove," better.

Puttin the bohemian back in Coconut Grove

There is a new little vintage store called The Grove, Bohemian and Vintage, near US1 and 27th Avenue. It's sort of like going back to the 1960s and '70s when you enter. Reminds me of when I was a kid and they sold tie dye shirts and things right on Main Highway, on the sidewalks.

It would be perfect in Center Grove, but I guess the rents are too high and right across US1 on the outskirts is where they ended up.

Last minute Bookstore event . . .

Tomorrow at 11:30 am, just for kids, the Bookstore (3399 Virginia Street) is having a reading from The Luckiest Penny by Deborah Weed. And don't forget it's Waffle Sunday! Get some delicious fluffy Belgian-style waffles with all the fixin's and enjoy the free book reading.

The Bookstore has many special events this month. Check them out here.

Flowers up in the air

Many people have been asking about adding flowers to our light posts like they do in many cities. I noticed these other options in New York, on Madison Avenue, on the Upper East Side. They look like torches, but they hold flowers that are in season. They go up and down the streets and are spaced every 15 feet or so. It's just another idea that may work here, but I like the lower flower pots better, that they have at the Bryant Park area.

Sidwalk talk wastes a lot of time at council meeting

No major news from Thursday's Village Council meeting. They were asked to approve a sidewalk on McDonald Street. Neighbors stood before the Council explaining why a sidewalk would be a good idea, since it can be a dangerous place to walk, especially at night. Most neighbors were from Gifford Lane, so this begs the question: is this all because somone on Gifford Lane wants a sidewalk on McDonald or is it really needed for everyone?

What's interesting is that the Gifford Lane neighbors only want the sidewalk for a couple of blocks, basically to accommodate them (from Oak to Grand). Why not do this for everyone and make the sidewalk the whole length of the street? Or why not save the money and just have all of Gifford Lane walk on Matilda which is already paved and safer to walk on anyway since it has less traffic?

The whole discussion was a waste of time for neighbors and the council. In the end the Village Council voted to have the sidewalk approved and to have officials from the city and county at the next meeting to discuss it.

The Literati came out to play

I counted over 70 poetry lovers in the Bookstore last night for poetry night. There were over 150 people, maybe 200, in the Bookstore itself. Nice crowd for a Friday night.

Across the way the Sandbar and Barracuda were catering to their happy hour crowds and the restaurants up and down the streets were serving dinner. I love what the Grove is becoming. There is something for everyone.

Back at the Bookstore, the staff fussed over the cerebral crowd, serving coffee, pastries, sandwiches and culture. Michael Malone, an FIU professor, hosted poetry night, celebrating Poetry Month. He started with a poem from Langston Hughes and then the audience came up one by one and read their favorite poem or their own original work. It started at 7 and ended three hours later. There were that many people reading poetry!

Free open house at The Studio in the Grove today

The Studio in the Grove is having it's free open house today. All women are welcome for a bunch of free mini-classes to shape your body through belly dancing and such. Details here

American Cancer Society needs volunteers

The American Cancer Society's signature event "Relay For Life" will be at Peacock Park on May 29, 2009.

ACS is looking for committee members as well as participants on event day. Relay for Life is a celebration of life in honor of those touched by cancer. The event also raises funds for all of the ACS's programs.

This is an all night event. People camp out in the park and one member of the group walks a circle around the park, then tags another member and the relay goes on all night. While the one member is walking, the others are eating, talking, sleeping, etc.

To participate on event day or to offer your services as a sponsor, committee member or recruiter, please email: erika.gaeta@cancer.org or call: 305-779-2849.

It will be a place for bikes only, no room for cars

As you know the Great Grove Bike Day is coming Sunday, April 26. This is going to be a terrific event, but a few merchants are concerned about street closings.

The problem? All streets will be closed to vehicular traffic.

Merchants would like Grand Avenue and/or Main Highway to be open. While it's a dream to have only bicycles, skaters and such on the streets, realistically, many people may want to come from afar with their bikes on their cars and they need access to the Central Grove. Apparently the parking garages will be enough.

The next Breakfast with the Artists is tomorrow

The next Breakfast with the Artists at Focaccia (3111 Grand Avenue) is tomorrow, April 18, 10 am, with AnnaMaria Windisch-Hunt as the featured artist.

She will be featuring her popular flip flops series. There are small single flip flops and 10" x 10" pairs in various settings.

Some of them sold already.

Black Top Basketball needs funds

Black Top Basketball is taking place now at Verrick Park (3255 Plaza Street). Vickie Covington, Park Manager spoke to the Village Council last night.

It's a 14 week program, now in its second week. On Mondays and Wednesdays from 7 to 9:30 pm, 350 to 400 people come come out to enjoy the competition along with music played by DJ's and food and fun. This will run until about mid-July.

Families and groups come to the Grove from all over the county. Now in it's fifth year, they need donations to continue -- funds and time are needed. Awards and a banquet are planned for the end of the season and money is needed for that. Also, they would like to video tape games and equipment is needed for that. Money would also be used to sell items (t-shirts, caps) to raise additional funds.

The Village Council gave $500.00 to the program. Dave Collins, council member was nice enough to raise the amount from the original $200.00 offered by council member Michelle Neimeyer. The council also suggested that Comm. Marc Sarnoff's office also help the program with funding.

To contact Vickie to donate time or money, please call 305-445-0123.

Join in for a fierce, powerful night of poetry

Celebrate National Poetry Month at the Bookstore tonight, April 17. It's poetry night, a very Grovey thing to do.

"Yes, Dare to Disturb the Universe" is an intense, edgy, powerful poetry happening. Celebrate the art of poetry, living poets and our poet heritage. You can listen, read a poem or two or share your own work.

Join the poetry lovers from 7:30 to 9:30 pm at the Bookstore (3399 Virginia Street). This is sponsored by the International Institute for Human Understanding/Open U. For info: www.iihu.org or email Mikel Malone mikelrm@aol.com or call 305-281-4089.

"Lie-In" in the park urges more gun control in the U.S.

Last night there was a protest in Meyers Park, here in the Grove from 7 to 8 pm.

It was a protest of local citizens who demonstrated to bring attention to gun violence, urging the Florida Legislature and U.S. Congress to pass more common sense gun laws.

It was a "lie-in," where people against gun violence lied down in groups of 32 to recall the 32 innocent victims murdered at Virginia Tech last April. The groups remained lying for just a few minutes to highlight the short length of time it takes to purchase a gun in the U.S.

"Florida is doing little to protest its citizens against gun violence and is allowing dangerous people to have easy access to guns," said Dana S. Quist, the primary organizer of the Grove protest. "We need the United States Congress to do more at the federal level, too."

Cartoon by Brittany Williams

Was a nice gesture on their part; next time I'll order early

Was at the Dirty Deli -- Coral Bagels this morning, after the Merchants Meeting. I ordered breakfast and then noticed that they had corned beef on the menu, as a special for today, it looked good, so good that we took photos of two guys eating it.

But I stuck with the breakfast. And I had the corned beef on my mind all day, in fact, since St. Patrick's Day, since I never did get my fix.

So I ended up back at Dirty Deli almost at closing time (4 pm) and they were out! They only had the cabbage. As I was leaving dejected, they called me back to say they found some. I hate to know where.

I left for home happy with my corned beef and cabbage, only when I got home, it was all fat. Tasted good, but all fat.

Lesson learned. Never take the last scrapings, even if you are craving something. They said they will call me next time it's on the menu, and I'll get some fresh food and not wait until the last minute again. But it was really nice of them to go out of their way to accommodate me.

I have been liking the Dirty Deli a lot lately. I don't know if it's a new cook, new management or what, but lots has changed. It's not the place I used to hate. I am saving the photos of the corned beef and cabbage for the next Restaurant Reality Check. I will review the Dirty Deli -- Coral Bagels.

SailLaser's summer sailing camp accepting applications

SailLaser's summer camp begins June 8. They offer sailing camps for kids aged 5 to 16, where they will learn to sail and navigate Biscayne Bay in their one week and two week programs. No sailing experience is required.

SailLaser's mission is to teach people to sail, involve them in the sailing community and give them access to sailboats and water activities. SailLaser Miami is based at the US Sailing Center at 2476 S. Bayshore Drive and offers a range of US Sailing courses for adults and children ranging from beginner to expert. Corporate Programs are available, as well as advanced courses from Miami's best coaches. SailLaser's JustSail program gives people the opportunity to experience the excitement and fun of sailing without having to own a boat.

For registration info, you can call 305-285-3442 or stop by their office.

Large crowd showed up for the FICPA Run/Walk event

The FICPA 1040K Run/Walk took place late yesterday afternoon in Coconut Grove. Here are a few photos of the event.


All sizes, shapes and ages participated. It was a great race. The top three males were Anthony Pavicic in 1st place; Jasme Calzala in 2nd place; Cobi Morales in 3rd place. For women: Alice Henley in 1st place; Maria Juhar in 2nd place and Deisree Barger in 3rd place. For all results including photos, please go here.


Photos by AnnaMaria Windisch-Hunt

Adding color in a simple manner

I was in New York last weekend and noticed something nice in Bryant Park and along 42nd Street -- the flowers. They have these nice big flower pots that go up and down the park and then continue up and down the street and it adds a lot of color and ties the whole area in as one cohesive unit. That would be nice around the Grove.

Coming up this month at The Bookstore in the Grove

This month at the Bookstore in the Grove (3399 Virginia Street):

Friday April 17 - 7:30 pm - 9:30 pm
Poetry Night with Michael Malone
Celebrate National Poetry Month - The theme: "Do I Dare Disturb the Universe?"
Come to listen or read a poem of original work or by your favorite poet.

Tuesday April 21 - 7 pm
The Coconut Grove Young Professionals Book Club
This will be a book club to promote reading for young men and women in a fun and social literary environment with a Coconut Grove flavor. The first book will be "The Confederacy of Dunces" by John Kennedy. Book Club participants will receive both discounts on that month's book and from the Cafe.

Wednesday, April 22 - 7 pm
Michael Ozner, MD, author of "The Great American Heart Hoax: Lifesaving Advice Your Doctor Should Tell You About Heart Disease Prevention (But Probably Never Will)" and "The Miami Mediterranean Diet: Lose Weight and Lower Your Risk of Heart Disease," will be in for a book signing. Don’t miss this chance to meet one of America’s leading advocates for heart disease prevention and a well known regional and national speaker in the field of preventive cardiology.

Thursday April 23 - 7 - 8:30 pm
Sergio Bambaren, Peruvian author of "The Dolphin: Story of a Dream," visits for a rare US appearance. Sergio has sparked an international phenomenon with his enchanting book, "The Dolphin." It has sold 10 million copies worldwide and has been translated into 40 languages. Now his heartwarming novel is available in the United States. "The Dolphin" is based on the true story and insight Sergio gained from leaving a lucrative career and spending a month in Portugal with a real life dolphin he affectionately named Daniel Alexander. Join Sergio for an evening of inspiration, followed by a Q&A and book signing. A percentage of books sales will benefit Mundo Azul and other non-profits devoted to preserving and protecting the ocean and rain forest.

Tuesday, April 28 at 7 pm
The Book Club in the Grove
"The Painted Drum" by Louis Erdich is the featured book.
Have a coffee, glass of wine, or a delicious snack from the cafe and join in on the conversation.

Village Council meets tonight

The Village Council meets tonight, April 16, at City Hall (3500 Pan American Drive) from 7 to 9 pm.
On the Agenda:
1) Talk about the McDonald Street Sidewalk
2) Coconut Grove Relay for Life
3) FPL committee update
4) Business committee update
5) Possible talk on Blacktop B-ball tournament

17th Century Baroque Concert at Vizcaya tomorrow

Claudio Monteverdi's Combattimento di Tancredi e Clorinda will premier Friday, at Vizcaya's Il Furioso, an international Boroque music celebration, inspired by Vizcaya's Venetian inspired design.

This is 17th Century music -- voices, lutes, harpsichords will bring you back centuries.

Italian tenor Gian Paolo Fagotto, with harpsichordist Robert Heath and musicians from FIU and UM will complete the performance. The concert will include an unstaged 25-minute scena for three singers, string band, and continuo from Torquato Tasso's Gerusalemme Liberata (Jerusalem Delivered).

The concert is tomorrow, April 17 at 7:30 pm, at Vizcaya, 3251 S. Miami Avenue.

Tickets are $20.00 for Vizcayans and $30.00 for the general public. For info: 305-669-1376. or: http://www.miamibachsociety.org/

And they're off . . . until the black Jaguar stopped them

This is the first batch of runners in the FICPA 1040K Run/Walk passing through the Grove right now. We'll have more photos tomorrow.

One woman insisted on driving her car out of the Sailing Club, delaying many runners, guess she felt she needed to get out and they needed an intermission. Rude. Selfish.

Photos by AnnaMaria Windisch Hunt

Traffic closures this afternoon

The FICPA 1040 Run/Walk event is today at 6:45. Be prepared for a traffic mess around the Grove, especially on South Bayshore Drive.

Grove Chamber's Candidates Luncheon is Friday

The Coconut Grove Chamber of Commerce is having a Candidates Luncheon this Friday, April 17. It's the annual Chamber Board Candidates Forum.

Candidates for the board meet chamber members in an informal presentation.

The luncheon is at Atchana's East West Kitchen (2951 S. Bayshore Drive) from noon to 2 pm. Cost is $25.00 for chamber members and $28.00 for non-members. Please RSVP by calling 305-444-7270 or emailing support@coconutgrove.com.

The chamber has a new website at: www.coconutgrovechamber.com where you can see updated events all the time. It's kept up to date and is fresh.

Sonohra rocks the house at Arts and Minds School

The master class and mini concert at the Arts and Minds School was excellent yesterday. Sonohra rocked the house for the entire A&M High student body and then stuck around afterwards to talk, one on one, with every student who wanted to, which was extremely generous since there were many. The Sony people were ecstatic from the student response and the way they behaved. It’s was a win-win for everyone.


The school kids get the benefit of a master class from top talent, Sony gets to share its talented recording artists, and show the community the good work they are doing in promoting young talented musicians through the positive impact of a master class. and even Coconut Grove as a whole benefits because it all happens here. On a Tuesday afternoon. Anyone who was out on Commodore Plaza got to catch the act.


Story and photos by Liliana Dones

Hoping third post office meeting is the charm

A few local people met with Rep. Illeana Ros-Lehtinen yesterday morning, in her office, about the Coconut Grove Post Office.

Six officials from the US Postal Service were present and discussed various topics like the difference between Florida post offices and how each is run and maintained. Local village reps included Comm. Marc Sarnoff, his chief of staff Ron Nelson and activist Harry Emilio Gottlieb.

The main issue is the parking lot and the mitigation of new trees, which were promised at the first of three meetings with Ros-Lehtinen. The post office officials promised they would add trees, although they did claim to be having financial problems. There is a large turnover apparently at the post office, so these officials were another set of officials and each meeting seems to bring out a new crop of confused officials who have no idea what their predecessors did or said.All illegal signs and banners will be removed, too.

Restaurant Reality Check

Calamari Italian Seafood


Leonor Martinez celebrated the big 86 at Calamari's opening night. That's General Manager Salvatore Catania with Leonor.

Calamari Italian Seafood (3540 Main Highway) is now open and they have quite an interesting menu. The best part are the prices. But also, I have noticed that out of all the businesses that have taken residence in that location, the people at Calamari seem to be the most sincere, the most outgoing and friendly and the most professional.

Every time I have contacted them by phone, in person or via email, they have responded in a positive and happy manner. They respond to emails very quickly and even if you stop them in the middle of a busy lunch day, they are very accommodating and welcoming.

That being said, here is just a tiny sample of their large lunch menu, stop by and check out the whole menu in person.

Appetizers
Baked Clams Oreganato: $4.95 / Mussels: $6.95 / Grilled Calamari: $6.95

Soups/Salads
Pasta Fagioli: $4.75 / Lentil Bucatini: $4.75
House salad: $5.75 / Salmon salad: $11.95 / Caprese Salad: $6.95 / Chef Salad: $10.95

Entrees
Picante Pizza: $9.95 / Margherita Pizza: $9.50 / Spaghetti and Meatballs: $10.95
Linguine Calamari: $11.50 / Lobster Ravioli: $12.50 / Shrimp Scampi: $12.95
Talapia Frances: $11.50 / Grouper alla Moda: $11.50 / Salmon Fiorentina: $12.25
Roasted Italian Sausage and Peppers: $11.95 / Chicken Milanese: $12.50
Pork Chop Milanese: $13.50 / Sirloin Steak: $13.50 / Grilled Chicken Pannini: $7.50

For the dinner menu, believe it or not, many of the appetizers are lower in price, maybe they are smaller and the entrees are about the same and a few dollars more.

They have other things on the dinner menu like Lamb Shank: $16.95 / Grilled Tuna: $16.95 / Linguine Calamari: $11.50, most items are similar to lunch. They also have a slew of delicious desserts.

They also accept Code 33 and with that offer 15% off bottles of wine. They also offer free valet parking. For info, please call: 305-441-0219


Right: Roast Lamb, left: some of their special desserts.

Photos by Lilliana Dones

Keep it in the Grove with Code 33 and save big

Sue McConnell has been quite busy these days, she has signed up a lot of new Code 33 clients in the Grove, I'm quite impressed. I've been out with her on these calls and it's a tedious process.

One big change is at Greenstreet (3468 Main Highway) where they added 20% off take out and 20% off food and drink at the bar. That's a big discount. They also have their current wine specials probably the best wine prices in town.

The whole Code 33 list is here, we are even part of Code 33, we offer 20% off advertising rates. Below are the newest additions:

Allure Salon (3405 Main Hwy.) 15% off any salon service, 10% retail products, free haircut w/highlights, $30 men's haircut; $40 reg. mani/pedi.
Angelo & Maxie's Steakhouse (Mayfair, 3000 Florida Ave.) 10% off food only
Artway 66 Gallery & Photo Studio (Cocowalk 2nd level) $10 off purchase of $75 or more inc. photo services
Atchana's East West Kitchen (Mutiny 2951 S. Bayshore Dr.) 10% off food only
Calamari Italian Seafood (3540 Main Hwy.) 15% off bottles of wine
Chart House (51 Charthouse Dr.) 3 course meal $29 (prime rib, shrimp fresca, jumbo lump crab cakes, herb crusted salmon, inc. appetizer and dessert) Sun-Thurs only.
Chili's (Cocowalk 3rd level) 10% off dine in only
Eleven Leprechauns Restaurant & Pub (3120 Commodore Plaza) 10% food only
G by Guess (3000 Grand Ave.) 10% off regularly priced items
Havana Grove (3190 Commodore Plaza) 5% off food only
Johari Hair Salon and Spa (2940 Oak Ave.) 10% off Tues & Wed - new clients only inc. reg. priced lingerie
Sekai Asian Bistro (3480 Main Hwy.) 10% food only (former Senor Frogs location)
Top of the Walk Int'l Gallery (Cocowalk 2nd level) artistic clothing & accessories $10 off purchase of $75 or more
Tula and Tupi Children's Boutique (3133 Commodore Plaza) 15% off regularly priced items

Code 33 decals are displayed in store windows - always ask what the merchant offers - offerings differ at various businesses. Let the merchant know you will be using Code 33 before they ring up your sale.

If you live or work in Coconut Grove, you can obtain a Code 33 card by emailing Sue with your name, personal email, and address here: mcconnell28@msn.com.

If you are a merchant and would like to participate in the program, please email Sue and an application will be mailed to you. There is a one-time fee of $20 that covers, decals, membership cards and postage.

The program was initiated several years ago by Marc Sarnoff while he was President of the Village of Center Grove and before he became a Commissioner. It is designed to keep people eating and shopping in Coconut Grove. Please frequent the merchants that want your business and help keep the Grove green and save green in the process.

Calamari has opened

Calamari (3540 Main Highway) is now open. I will do a "Restaurant Reality Check" with their menu in the next day or two.

Ultra Fitness Challenge is starting this week

Think you can transform your body in 90 days for the chance to win $1000, free personal training, a blu-ray player, bike, and much much more?

Anyone, anywhere can enter the challenge. Participants can begin their transformation anytime between April 15th (tomorrow) and May 2nd. You will earn points for everything from working out to improving your level of fitness to referring your friends to enter the contest.

This is great for anyone who may need a little extra motivation to change their life. Each contestant will receive a dri-fit challenge shirt and workout/nutrition journal. Each contestant is automatically entered into a drawing to win free personal training throughout the contest.

Coconut Grove and Miami residents will receive free fitness testing.

For more info or to register go here.

The Cherry on Top is taking form

The Cherry on Top (3413 Main Highway) is working away daily to get their space set up. At first it was thought to be only a gourmet market, but now they are billing themselves as a "wine bar with a twist."

They will offer cheese, charcuterie, seafood and chocolates from all over the world paired with an extensive "off the beaten track" wine list.

They also will have a gourmet retail store with indoor and outdoor seating and all items on the menu are available for sale in the store called Le Petit Gourmand. So now on Main Highway we have Le P'tit Paris on Main and Commodore and Le Petit Gourmand on Main near McFarlane. Makes you wanna go hmmm.

They have their tentative menu posted right on the storefront, so pass by and check it out when you can. They are hoping for a May 1 opening date, but from what I could see inside, a lot of work needs to be done, and you know our code enforcement department, they could hold them up for months, let's hope for a speedy opening.

Revisiting the Parking Authority issue

People are upset over the Parking Authority issue that we talked about last week; the payment for parking spots that don't exist. And many of you are putting your anger towards the BID, the beneficiary of the funds.

But if you look at this in the correct manner -- it's good that the BID is getting the funds. Would you rather have it go elsewhere? The Parking Authority has been collecting the money long before there was a BID and probably long before there was a BIC.

I think the collection of funds is the issue at hand. Not where the money goes. Better to go to us (the BID) than to some place else.

Filming brings a lot of life and character to the area

A crew is filming on Commodore Plaza today, I think it's Burn Notice, but I didn't ask. It's smaller than the usual crew and none of the stars are there. A little girl and I guess her grandpa were being filmed on a bench in front of the IOS store. It could be a commercial, but I think it is Burn Notice, since the crew looked familiar and they seem to like that location and have used it before.

I think the main stars are filming on Sobe today. Jeffrey Donovan tweeted this pic out of Gabrielle Anwar from there today, at the same time I was watching the filming in the Grove.

I find it very cool how the whole community has embraced the filming that goes on around here and everyone is just is so used to it. Mere feet away, people were eating breakfast at Le P'tit Paris and across the street, at Greenstreet, the same thing, as filming went on.

I was sitting at a table at Greenstreet with Sylvano and when the crew across the street yelled out "action," Sylvano literally went into sotto voce, right on cue himself, so as not to disturb the filming.

The tourists love this when they pass by -- actual movie or tv filming right in the Grove! Another reason to keep Burn Notice around. They are part of the community and belong here.

Master class with Sonohra, Italian musical sensations

Sonohra, Sony Music recording artists, are joining the students at the Arts & MInds School (A&M) today for an after lunch opportunity to play together and exchange ideas. Sony Music, now based in Coconut Grove arranged this to reach out to the community.

Sonohra (Italian brothers Luca and Diego Fanello, shown left) are only a few years older than the students at A&M, but have been involved with music since a very early age. According to their entry in Myplay.com, “We grew up always amidst art, stimulated, in turn, by a professional violinist Grand-Dad, a mom singer and a Dad photographer. We were enthralled by all the music dating from the Sixties and Seventies, as well as the blues of the Fifties and certain sounds of the Eighties..."

This event is not open to the public.

Grove Grand Slam starts later this month

The Grove Grand Slam Fishing Tournament is April 29 to May 2, 2009 this year, with lots of activities surrounding it. Monty's (2550 S. Bayshore Drive) is ground zero.

Monty's has opened their new outdoor bar, that's where the Grove Slam weigh-ins are. The new bar is open every Friday with full liquor. On Wednesday, April. 29, the Slam is holding their Poker Tournament. Today is the last day to sign up before the fee goes up.

The poker tournanents prizes include a Harley, a Rolex and a cruise. The buy-in is $195.00, there's a pre-game buffet and a Miss Hotfish Bikini Contest preview at intermission.

As for the Grove Slam fishing contest -- about 200 teams sign up each year to compete. Everything is included for each team of four. The fee is $395.00 There is over $35,000 in cash prizes.

To sign up and get all the details, please go here.

Happy Birthday Linda and Deborah

Linda Murphy (left) and Deborah Crisp, celebrated their birthdays at the Coconut Grove Sailing Club over the weekend. A lot of the old Taurus bar crowd still gets together for great things like this.

Photo by Erik McCann

Reiki 1 workshop and Rising Star workshop planned

Atena Komar will be teaching a Reiki 1 certification workshop on Sunday, April 19.

The $180.00 Reiki 1 workshop will be held at Blu Moon Studio (3444 Main Highway), registration is required, and you may register by calling 305-297-5516 or visiting http://MysticalFlorida.com.

Atena's teacher, Elka Boren had a workshop which helped Atena overcome some obstacles in life. She will pass on to you the beautiful and powerful healing modality called Rising Star. "Since I need to practice, I am offering you the healing sessions for only $80 each (the rules say I can't give it away, not even to a spouse!). When it becomes more in demand I will offer the healing at a much higher price, but for now, I think this will work for you and for me," said Atena.

Your session is done via distance she is currently not offering sessions in person. Details are available at her website here.

South Beach has a shuttle bus

Looks like my idea about the shuttle bus/trolley was a good idea. South Beach is using it. They have a 25 cents shuttle. But are they picking up our visitors and bringing them to South Beach, or vice versa -- bringing South Beach visitors to the Grove for the day?

Some rude guy at something called MiamiBeach411 is upset over the article I wrote, saying I want to steal South Beach's tourists, but apparently South Beach liked the idea enough to steal it for themselves.

Photo by AnnaMaria Windisch-Hunt for the Grapevine

Restaurant Reality Check

Basil Brazilian & Int'l Cuisine

Basil is open Mon. thru Thurs. from 11 am to 7 pm and Fri. and Sat. from 11 am to 9 pm

They are located at 3301 Grand Avenue

Phone: 305-444-4848

Salads

Their house salad is $6.50 (best dressing, try it!)
Picanha Steak salad is $10.00
Salmon Salad is $10.00
Chicken Breast Salad is $8.50

Entrees
Picanha Steak (12-14 oz. Top Sirloin, their signature dish): $13.00

Picanha Lunch Special from 11 to 4 pm:

2 slices of picanha, rice, beans choice of soda or salad: $11.00

Ginger Soy Tilapia $11.00 (shown in photo, it is cooked in a bag)
Orange Salmon: $12.00
Bacon-Wrapped Pork Loin: $12.00
Keema (ground lamb with Indian spices): $12.00
Curried Chicken (authentic Indian): $12.00

Sandwiches
Picanha steak and cheese: $9.50
Chicken breast: $8.50
Sliced turkey: $8.00

They have Saturday Specials and great desserts like chocolate cake: $3.75 and sweet potato pie: $3.00. There are other desserts and many other entrees.

Drinks go from standard soda and teas to Coco Frio, an actual coconut cut with a straw: $2.00; Mais Juices (Maracuja, Guava, Mango - large containter): $4.00; espresso: $2.00

There are many other items on the menu. All fresh and all with their own special recipes. Call them if you would like a faxed menu.

Open house at The Studio in the Grove

The Studio in the Grove (2964 Aviation Avenue, 4th floor) will be having an open house on Saturday, April 18 from 1 to 6 pm.

All women are welcome to the free mini classes. There will be performances by local artists, live drumming, a small bazaar and refreshments.The schedule is:

1:30-2:00 Michelle Maniaci will wake the goddess within with exercises, moms to be are welcome.

2:30:3:00 Nathalie will shimmy your body to the core.

3:30-4:00 Tribal Style with Sandy, Basic rocks.

4:30-5:00 Let your Belly-dance BELLY2ABS belldyance for fitness (sneakers required)

5:30-6:00 Princess Turrini directly from Egypt, will take you to Beledi galore.

In between classes, you can enjoy performances by wonderful dancers. There is also live music.

In addition, on their beautiful balcony they will have vendors selling jewerly, bellydance goodies and more. Bring your friends and enjoy a day filled with belly dance and awesomeness!

For more info, please email: bellydancewithme@hotmail.com

& HAPPY PASSOVER

Youth group is feeding the homeless

Resurrection Baptist Church, just outside the Grove at 2323 SW 27 Avenue has a continuing "Feed the Homeless" ministry each Sunday At 2 pm, after services, the youth group gathers to prepare and distribute meals to the local homeless community.

Tomorrow will be their fifth Sunday in a row doing this. They also bring them clothing.

They are looking for volunteers to go out with them on Sundays to feed and clothe the homeless and they are also in need of money to continue the program.

To help out, just show up at the church tomorrow or email: annakleinholz@yahoo.com

A never-ending array of food for Easter Sunday

It's not cheap, but the Ritz Carlton's Easter Brunch is billed as the Grove's best and most spectacular with a never-ending array of traditional breakfast favorites and made-to-order delicacies with everything from omelet’s, waffles and eggs Benedict to specialty stations with seafood, sushi, antipasto, Italian fare, succulent grilled meats and seafood, pastas, risotto and a chef carving station, plus bountiful desserts, all set against the beautiful Ritz-Carlton backdrop with unparalleled service and beautiful live music.

And that's just the beginning. While adults feast on the grand buffet, a Kid's Room will keep children entertained with cookie decorating, games and the traditional egg hunt with the Easter Bunny.

It's tomorrow, Sunday, April 12 from 10:30 am to 3:30 pm. Adults: $82; Children 12 and under: $34. Tax and gratuity not included. The Ritz Carlton is at 3300 SW 27 Avenue.

Music on the streets

Dot, the face painting clown, enjoys Paul playing the maracas and Bev playing the steel drums.

You can catch them most Saturdays at the Mayfair plaza. Paul actually runs the sunglasses kiosk, but he likes to join in when Bev is there.

Blue Man Grove performing tonight at Sailing Club

Blue Man Grove will be performing at the Coconut Grove Sailing Club (2990 S. Bayshore Drive), tonight, Saturday, April 11, from 4 to 7 pm on the deck.Come out and enjoy the later afternoon on the Bay to the funky sounds of Blue Man. There is no cover.

Blue Man Grove is Izzy Buholzer (dobro and vocals), Eric Garcia (mouth organs and vocals) and Eric Wagner (dreadnaughts and vocals).

The sailing club has regular memberships and moorings available for sailboats up to 41 feet. If you don't sail, they offer memberships for $120 a year to Coconut Grove and City of Miami residents. All members get discounts on adult and children sailing classes.

Call 305-444-4571 for info.

Sinthyia Darkness for mayor?

Is Gothic writer Sinthyia Darkness running for mayor or is it a joke? You remember Sinthyia, she has the Grove cemetery tours videos, too.

There is an announcement here.

Looks like another Grove restaurant is gone

Le Moulin on Main Highwy looks like it's gone. The place is empty as of yesterday.

A couple more Easter brunch specials

The Sonesta Bayfront Hotel in Coconut Grove (2889 McFarlane Road) has an Easter Brunch special (Sunday, April 12) at their Panorama Restaurant from 11 am to 3 pm. Their menu is $45.00 for adults and $19.95 for children 5 to 12 years old. Parking is complimentary by valet. For info: 305-529-2828.

The Chart House (51 Chart House Drive) is having an Easter Brunch from 10 am to 3 pm on Easter Sunday. Prices are $32.00 for adults and $14.99 for children. Reservations are must. Please call 305-856-9741.

Mayfair Antique Market is back for the weekend

The Mayfair Antique Market is back this weekend. They are open Saturday and Sunday, all day, inside and outside the plaza and the dealers will be setting up on Friday, so you can also stop by and see if you can get an early bargain on Friday night.

This is nice. It will remind you of the antique markets on 6th Avenue in New York. Tony and his crew also run the Lincoln Road Antique Market on South Beach, so some of your favorite vendors from there will be here.

Moorings meeting

Daniel Diaz had his meeting yesterday about the marina and moorings that he felt were a hazard. After two hours of going back and forth the final agreement was that the site is 100% unsafe. Daniel made some sort of agreement that he'll remove a banner for each boat that is removed from the unsafe area. Let's see how that goes.

Rotary's annual sailing regatta had an amazing day

My friend, award-winning Grove photographer, Don Kesler got these great shots at the Rotary Club of Coconut Grove's 3rd annual youth sailing regatta yesterday at the Coconut Grove Sailing Club.

They had a lot of eager participants and a great cookout after the race. All proceeds go to help underprivileged children in Coconut Grove. The sailing club was instrumental in making this a success by organizing and running the race.

Nearby neighbor, The Fresh Market has been donating to the event for all three years.

Board Up events to be held in Coconut Grove

Board Up, an action sports and entertainment event, created by Miami Sports International, will be holding their action sports and music festival on April 25.

Leading up to the event are a few parties, a couple in the Grove.

Last night, the party was at the Sandbar Grill.

On Tuesday, April 21 from 9 pm to 11 pm Mr. Moes is the place to be for a bikini contest, karaoke and Ladies Night.

You can purchase tickets for Board Up Miami at Smoothie King on Grand Avenue for $15.00 and receive a free smoothie in the deal!

For more info, please visit: http://www.board-up.net/

Photo courtesy of Board Up

Authentic Spanish cuisine at Ideas Restaurant

Ideas Restaurant (2833 Bird Avenue) has a special lunch deal daily: $19.95 fixe lunch.

Enjoy an authentic Spanish meal which includes one appetizer, one main course, dessert and soda. This is an opportunity to enjoy regional favorites of Spain. The menu changes daily, so call ahead at 305-567-9074 to see what's on the menu today. The price is always the same: $19.99

A little taste of New Jersey right here in town

This little corner near SW 27 Avenue and US1 could double as a street corner in New Jersey. It looks like a little piece of Little Italy (red, white and green). And if you read the sign on the shop on the corner it reads: "Concealed Weapons Permit."

Here is your summer art project

Sometime this summer the Windisch-Hunt Gallery will be staging a summer exhibit with a mermaid theme.

This show is not for paintings only, but also for dolls turned into mermaids that must be able to hang from the ceiling as an installation and they will even reward the best mermaid via people's choice voting. Something like a Barbie Doll tricked out.

The mermaid should be for sale. She needs to have their own carrying case or box. Each box will be labeled with the artist's name and can be designed and be part of the art.

You have over two months to create and submit for this installation. The submission fee is $10.00 per mermaid doll, if you enter a painting, then the mermaid is entered free. For each painting submitted, you may have a mermaid submitted at no charge.

Please email the gallery for more details: grovite1@mac.com

Buy One Get One Free at Anokha

This week's Grapevine special at Anokha is Buy One Get One Free on select curry dishes with a minimum purchase of $25.00.

This special will run tonight, Thursday, April 9 through Sunday, April 12. Their hours are Tues., Thurs. and Sunday 6 to 10 pm. Fri. and Sat. from 6 to 11 pm. Spread the news.

The password this week is Involvement.

That stems from this article asking restaurant owners to get involved. Anokha is located at 3324 Virginia Street, they may be reached at 786-552-1030.

"We want people to know we are everything!"

Thousands of tour operators and travel agents are coming to Miami for their annual "Pow Wow" event next month. On Monday night, May 18, from 6 to 10 pm, they will be visiting Coconut Grove.

Now is the time to sell the Grove to them. They are the ones who send their clients to various travel destinations. They can easily send them to the Grove on their next trips, as side trips when their clients visit Miami or Ft. Lauderdale.

Literally open your doors, like you see in Key West. Have the doors open all night so people feel free to enter. Have greeters at your doors. Put some plants next to the doors. Let them all know they are welcome.

Coupon books and possibly American Express cards will be given to the visitors totaling $40,000. This will be spent in the Grove on that Monday night. Do you want part of it at your business? Then get the people to enter your establishment. Do something to make them want to visit you and spend money with you.

One theme that is being played out is "Swim by Moonlight," at Cabana One and the Sonesta. Think of what this conjures up in the heads of northern travel agents. Expound on that. Do you sell beach towels? Do you have special drinks? Do you have new art -- share it. Lure the visitors into your place of business.

Now is the time for everyone to get involved. Residents are being sought as ambassadors. Eighty or more will be needed to show people around and point things out. If you would like to volunteer, please email me, I'll get it to the committee.

"One night -- four hours -- will affect us for at least five years," said Dave Collins, head of the BID. Those four hours will make or break the Grove as a tourist destination.

"We want people to know we are everything! We're the best!" said Felice Dubin, co-chair of the Merchants Group and co-owner of the Bookstore.

We are. Let's show the world.

It's Thirsty Thursday night at Jaguar Spoon Bar

Jaguar's Thirsty Thursdays is still going strong.

Every week, enjoy food, wine and Latin jazz from 7 to 8:30 pm for one fixed price of $15.00 per person. Enjoy their famous ceviche filled spoons and the best steak, pork and chicken. Enjoy these on skewers grilled with an assortment of salsas and chimichurris.

Jaguar Spoon Bar and Latam Grill is at 3067 Grand Avenue. Phone: 305-444-0216 or email sergio@jaguarspot.com

Lots going on at Angelo and Maxie's for Easter

Angelo and Maxie's (3000 Florida Avenue) is have an Easter Brunch featuring a special menu.

Sparkling mimosas, an omelet station and a carving station are just part of the treats. Apple-wood smoked bacon and sausage with home styled potatoes are part of the menu, as well as honey glazed roasted ham and Easter leg of lamb; roasted plum tomato lasagna and herb roasted salmon on a bed of corn relish.

The Easter Bunny will be on hand from 11 am to 3 pm. Bring your camera. Also face painting and Easter egg decorating is part of the day.

At 12:30 pm, the Easter Egg Hunt beings in the courtyard of the Mayfair Hotel. From 1 pm to 3 pm there is a petting zoo with rabbits, chicks and ducklings.

The cost is $50 per person $25 children 6 - 12 No charge for children 5 and under. Price includes brunch, activities and valet parking.

For reservations, please call 305.445.8177 or place your reservations online through Open Table

Finally getting his issue heard

Daniel Diaz, the resident who does not like the condition of the small marina in the neighborhood, and feels that the decrepit condition is a danger to many, has a meeting today at Commissioner Marc Sarnoff's office with a bunch of city officials. It took Daniel 13 years to got someone to listen. Sarnoff is the one listening.

Daniel is the one who put up signs like this, to get the attention of politicians. Manny Diaz did not respond, even though he is the one called out on the signs. Marc Sarnoff did.

Mayoral candidate Tomás Regalado meets residents

City Commissioner Tomás Regalado, who is running for Miami Mayor, met with Grove residents last night at the Coconut Grove Sailing Club.

Regalado is a favorite of many Grovites because he has championed many Grove causes and has been against many projects (like Home Depot) which many Grovites were against.

Photo by Harry Emilio Gottlieb

I think it is important to review these two stories that ran today.

This is what the Parking Authority is doing to resturants in the Grove: story here.

This is why: story here.

Winner Winner Lobster Dinner and Moose Juice!

Mr. Moe's (3131 Commodore Plaza) still has their Lobster Machine game called Winner Winner Lobster Dinner. For $2.00 a try, you can try to win a fresh lobster dinner. Hook it and they'll cook it -- with cole slaw and corn on the cob.

Tonight beer specials include Budweiser $2.25 drafts and $3.25 bottles and $5.00 Moose Juice (from 9 to 11 pm).

Note to self: Don't ever open a restaurant in Coconut Grove

Tim Dodson, Communications counsel to Miami Parking Authority was kind enough to get me some answers about the parking fees paid by businesses (story here). He says, according to Fred Bredemeyer, Chief Operations Officer for the Miami Parking Authority:

The City of Miami Code requires any business in the Grove that does not have adequate parking to pay into a fund that the City then uses to build parking at a later time. It is called "payment in lieu of" and it is a great tool, used in cities nationwide, to create funds for parking in areas where there is inadequate parking. MPA’s Oak Avenue Garage is an example of a facility that was built with the help of these funds. MPA is not the only eligible recipient of such funds, however; the public parking on the basement level of the Sonesta hotel was built by a private developer with the help of these funds.

As directed by the Code, MPA is responsible for collecting the "payments in lieu of." MPA did not write the Code, nor does it retain or control these funds. The money has been under the control of the BIC (Business Improvement Committee) for several years; now the fund is being transferred to the new BID (Business Improvement District).

If the restaurants in question have zero on-site parking, they would probably not be permitted to open their doors at all if the "payment in lieu of" option was not available. For the restaurants you mention -- in fact, for any business, regardless of location -- providing parking for customers is a cost of doing business, just like rent/mortgage, electricity, etc. Since the "payment in lieu of" is not based on a percentage of sales, there is no provision for reducing the charge during an economic downturn.

Here is the code.

1980s night at Eleven Leprechauns

Eleven Leprechauns (3120 Commodore Plaza) is having a 1980's party called "Get Into the Grove -- for 80s Ladies," every Wednesday night.

Drinks are 80 cents (well and domestic draft) and there will be food specials. There is no cover. The featured DJ is Walter Capote.

The party is from 8 to 11 pm.

It's eggs-actly the type of art they like

Of all the exhibits that have been at the Windisch-Hunt Gallery, Chris Fowler's eggs have to be one of the most popular. As people are passing by, they smile, stop and take pictures. Day and night.

Even the Easter Bunny was tempted by the eggs this past weekend.

Why is the Parking Authority charging all these fees?

There's a little secret that goes on in Coconut Grove. It hurts many businesses.

What is it? The Parking Authority makes businesses rent parking spaces that don't exist. They actually decide how many spots a business is required to have and the business has to pay a fee each month as a waiver for the spots they don't have.

So in an urban setting, like the Grove, where there is not much parking, a restaurant is required to have parking spots, which of course don't exist. But to do business with the city, they have them pay a waiver fee based on the amount of spots they should have.

The requirement is something like one spot for each 300 square feet for food service places and one spot for each 100 square feet for other type businesses. Food service can eliminate some square footage with the kitchen area and places where customers don't go, like the bathrooms, storage, etc., but many don't know that and they are charged for total square footage. Either way, this is disturbing.

If a business wants outdoor tables, that is more money paid to the Parking Authority per month. And if the business does not want to pay the fee? Their occupational license is revoked.

They charge $240 per spot up front for the parking spots and then charge about $90 or more per spot per month. I feel as if Tony Soprano is running this operation, but our City Commission is in charge of the five member board of directors.

I know of two restaurants that are on the verge of going under because of these fees. When asked what they needed the money for, the Parking Authority told one restaurant "future projects." Are any of these projects the arts and cultural things they sponsor? You would be amazed where the money goes -- to festivals and things! Every restaurant owner that I asked said that they have no clue where the money goes and the Parking Authority is very vague about it when asked. They actually have the restaurants terrorized, and the restaurants are afraid to talk about it.

Why is the Parking Authority sponsoring festivals and things as if they are Budweiser or Verizon? You know I am all for the arts, but I am not in favor of the Parking Authority paying for it.

One restaurant actually has their own parking lot and they are being forced to purchase four more spots per month on the street out front.

One of my favorite restaurants is in danger of closing. They want them to rent 10 spots per month! Comm. Marc Sarnoff told me he would have his office look into some of the issues regarding one restaurant that is being hounded, they may be able to help them with square footage issues and things like that.

I have contacted the Parking Authority and asked them to explain how this works, since I have only gotten the restaurant owners' side of the story. I have not received a response yet from the Parking Authority. Maybe I just don't understand it and maybe they need to do this for a reason. I'll let you know what they say when they get back with me.

That is one reason why the Roach Coach Lady is despised. She comes into town, scoops up a lot of business, has no rent to pay or employees or insurance or extortion to pay. And the restaurant owners are left paying for everything. It's amazing we have any restaurants around here at all.

Parking Authority responds here.

The Miami Parking Authority's Annual Report for 2008 is here.
Financial Reports are here.

Graphic by Harry Emilio Gottlieb for the Grapevine

Burn Notice filming at Temple Lounge today

Burn Notice is at Temple Lounge all day, on McFarlane Road. Just passed and the place is crawling with cast and crew.

How about 50% off your lunch tab?

Le P'tit Paris (3105 Main Highway) still has it's 50% off lunch special going on for locals.

The "early bird special" is from 11 am to noon. Just arrive anytime between that hour, you don't have to eat by noon, just be there by noon.

This special is for lunch Monday through Friday and is for dining in only (no take out). Present a business card or driver's license and enjoy your special 50% meal.

From 3 to 7 pm, they have their "Wine Down" happy hour, Monday through Friday. Cabernet, Merlot and Chardonnay are only $3.00 per glass.

For more info: 305-445-7331.

Meet Commissioner Tomás Regalado tonight

Commissioner Tomás Regalado will be meeting the neighbors tonight, April 8, at 7 pm at the Coconut Grove Sailing Club (2990 South Bayshore Drive).

Comm. Regalado is running for Mayor in November and he is open to suggestions and questions and wants to hear your concerns. Everyone is welcome.

Cross promotion will help everyone

A few people told me that the Mayfair Antique Market could use a little help in the way of promotion. It might be a good idea if other Grove businesses could chip in and send business their way. The Market will set up again this weekend.

The Antique Market sends plenty of business to local restaurants. The restaurants hand out their menus to the vendors and the vendors love to order take out since they cannot leave their booths.

Maybe restaurants can send people to the Antique Market. The market has flyer cards and perhaps the staff at the restuarants could hand guests a card as they are paying their bill and say something like, "While you're in the Grove, you may want to check out the Antique Market," and they could hand them a card.

Help Grove Elementary and possibly win a Locman watch

H & H Jewels has come through again for a great Grove cause. They are donating this beautiful Locman Timepiece (valued at $1395.00) to help Coconut Grove Elementary serve local children in a unique “Summer Learning Camp.”

Each $5 ticket increases your chances of winning this exclusive watch which features a mother of pearl dial with date, diamond bezel and is attached to a red lizard strap with tang buckle.

All of the money raised will go to Coconut Grove Elementary to ensure this wonderful summer educational program survives the current budget crisis.

Tickets can be purchased at H&H Jewels (11 am-7 pm) (3434 Main Highway), Commissioner Marc Sarnoff’s Office at Miami City Hall (9 am-5 pm), and the Coconut Grove Chamber of Commerce (10 am-6 pm) (2820 McFarlane Road).

For more information or to see the watch on display please call Maria Reilly at H&H Jewels at (305) 442-9760.

Grove Elementary summer school program needs help

Coconut Grove Elementary School has created a unique "Summer Learning Camp," created to help their students get ahead. The camp's schedule consists of subjects like math, reading and science class in the morning and in the afternoon, students will enjoy art and phys ed.

The summer programs have increased test scores by an 86% average. Four certified teachers are needed at a cost of $25 per hour for 55 days, this totals $11,000 for the entire summer.

The poor economy and current budget crises is affecting the program in that they may have to end it if money is not raised. Comm. Marc Sarnoff (shown here with a student) is asking all to help if they can. New school principal Eva Revelo says that $5,000 is needed for the baseball field, which needs a lot of work.For a grand total of $16,000, a major impact can be made at Coconut Grove Elementary.

Your can bring your tax-deductible donation to Comm. Sarnoff's District 2 office at City Hall (3500 Pan American Drive). Please make checks payable to Miami-Dade County Public Schools and in the memo section, please write "For Coconut Grove Elem. Principal's Special Purpose Account."

The skater park is a home away from home for many

While I was at the new bike rack party a few weeks ago, I stopped to check out the kids at the skate park, in Peacock Park. I noticed that many other adults wandered over, too. It sort of just draws you if you are in the area.

On Saturdays there is a drop off camp at the skate park. Many kids would have nowhere else to go and would most likely be home alone, but at the skate park, it's like one happy family.

The older kids help with the younger kids. You can't help but stop and watch when you are in the area.

The kids have a lot of respect for each other, and adults. I have stopped many on the street to ask about what they do and they always have a very respectful manner about them. NY Pizza supplies pizza from across the street and parents stop and shop in the Grove.

Kids have their birthday parties there, and they just feel at home there. I saw one birthday invitation and it said, "Don't worry about your skills, the coaches will have everyone skating." Loved that, it makes everyone feel welcome and included.

The One Cool World Base Camp will be part of the Grove's Bike Day on April 26 at the Skate Park. One Cool World will be hosting demonstrations, offering free lessons and safety classes, a skate contest and fundraiser all day for Family Resource Center of South Florida.

St. Stephen's, next door, has an after school program, as well.

Photo by Harry Emilio Gottlieb

$9.50 lunch special at Bice Bistro at CocoWalk

Bice Bistro at CocoWalk has a $9.50 lunch menu during the week.

Choose from salads, pastas, Bice Burger, salmon, Chicken Paillard and other items.They have a happy hour from 3 to 8 pm -- 2 for 1 drinks. This is good on selected house wines, beers, frozen drinks and cocktails.

It was a perfect afternoon for a book signing

Yesterday was a quiet afternoon in the Grove; perfect for a book signing.

That's what Jack Davis, author of "An Everglades Providence" did at the bookstore.

They had a nice turnout. Here's Sandy from the Bookstore holding up one of the few remaining copies of the book on Marjorie Stoneman Douglas.

Photo by AnnaMaria Windisch-Hunt for the Grapevine

You can lead a horse to water . . .

An interesting thing was brought up at the last Merchant's Meeting -- the fact that the BID and Merchants Groups, the Chamber of Commerce and many others, spend thousands of dollars to get people to the Grove all the time and yet many merchants do nothing to partake of these opportunities.

Many of you don't even put on a funny hat at Madd Hatter Day or even Halloween! Not even red, white and blue on the 4th of July. Not even green on St. Patrick's Day -- simple things like that.

There are all sorts of events planned to bring people here from the Bed Race to the King Mango Strut, to Fourth of July and so on. So much planning goes into each event. And all the business owner has to do is open their doors and participate.

No one is asking the merchants to hang on ladders and put up signs or pay money for advertising or do anything other than be gracious, play along and participate. Earth Hour was a dud for the most part, but those who participated were rewarded with business and happy customers. Aside from the fact whether you believe in the Earth Hour concept or not, that is not the point, the point is that it was to be a Grove event and many just didn't want to deal with it.

Our Chamber is one of the most active anywhere. Most places have Chambers of Commerce that throw a luncheon once in awhile and collect dues and don't do much else. Our Chamber is involved in almost every Grove event, and they don't need to be.

We talk about every event here in the Grapevine, before, during and after the event. There is no reason why anyone can't pick up on this and participate in their own little way. What have you planned for Bike Day on April 26? Thousands of people will be here. What are you going to do to get them to visit your place of business and then have them come back again? This is your opportunity to attract new customers on a regular basis.

The BID, Chamber, Merchants Group, etc. are bringing thousands here (with the Bed Race, 4th of July, Bike Day, Roberta Flack Concert, the monthly Art Stroll -- all this is happening, scroll down, read about it below), they are not asking the merchants for a penny do do this. What are you going to do to accommodate them and make money in the process? Are you literally going to open your doors and invite them in?

You can lead a horse to water (we can bring the crowds here), but you can't make him drink (you need to show them what you have to offer -- force feed them your hospitality, food, drinks, art and wares!)

For fast reliable service, try the UPS Store

I ran into Jeff from the UPS store (3109 Grand Avenue) at the Art Stroll this past weekend. We started talking and he was telling me things about the UPS Store that I didn't know. Like for one thing: UPS charges are not marked up.

While some places will mark up the delivery charges, the UPS store gets a discount from UPS and they charge the same price that UPS charges the public; they make a profit on the difference.

The UPS Store also offers most U.S. Mail services. Those are marked up a bit in price, but if you would like to avoid the confusion, rudeness and long lines at our post office, try the UPS Store. They are polite and fast and they are neighbors who are part of our community.

They also accept Code 33 on some services like 10% off greeting cards, business cards, air shipments, packing of artwork and a few other things.

Forget the moorings, this is an eyesore

This banner popped up on South Bayshore Drive, a few days ago. It's near 17th Avenue, not to far from Mayor Manny Diaz's house.

It says, "Manny Do Your Job, Enforce City Mooring Codes! Protect This Neighborhood!"

I tried to speak with the owner of the property, but they could not be reached and after asking around all weekend, no one seems to know what it means.

Getting more involved may help improve business

Martin Zilber, head of the Village Council, brought up a great idea at the last Village Council meeting. He was asking for business owners to come speak to the Council about who they are and what they do.

He also brought up having a committee to deal with businesses in the Grove. I think there are so many committees and groups and don't know if that is needed.

But I was telling someone the other day that a good idea might be for restaurant and club owners to have their own group. Why not have a bar crawl or weekly happy hour or some event where the bars and restaurants can control and call the shots? I am sure that their agenda is different than say The Bookstore or the art galleries.

I see very few of the bar and restaurant owners at merchant and other meetings, I know some meetings are usually too early in the morning for some of them. They need to get more involved and maybe by starting their own monthly meeting and cooperating with each other, they can draw more business to all of their establishments through a combined effort.

Let's show our red, white and blue

Many people want to turn the Grove into Mayberry for July 4th -- an old hometown place to enjoy an All American holiday. I agree, but I am more partial to Stars Hollow from the Gilmore Girls. But either way, this is a great concept.

All businesses are being asked to participate in the way of decorations. In fact, AnnaMaria brought up the idea of a contest for storefront window decorations and perhaps even for residents.

It's nice to see the businesses and Center Grove decorated, but how about all the neighborhoods? Why not see red, white and blue all over the Grove, so as people drive through, they can see we are all involved. Houses and condos can easily be decorated and add to the theme of Mayberry/Stars Hollow on the Fourth of July.

Bunting and flags are left over from last year and more will be added. We will kick around the idea of contests for store windows and houses/condos and maybe even boats and will get back with what is decided.

Celebrating Palm Sunday in Village West

Christ Episcopal Church, in Village West had a nice procession today for Palm Sunday. The congregation marched up Hibiscus Street into the church. They were playing "When the Saint Go Marching In." It was very New Orleans-like. Loved it.

Everyone is welcome next week for Easter Sunday, and every Sunday, in fact.