Today's King Mango Strut line-up

Here are just a few of the things to expect in today's King Mango Strut:

- See Miami politicians.... finally 'get' the perp walk right!
- Get your no-show job at Angel Gonzalez's Employment Agency
- Spin the Wheel of Healthcare
- The Gripe Vine, parody of the Coconut Grove Grapevine
- Get chosen to die by the Strut's Death Panel
- Go Rogue with Sarah Palin and the Palinistas
- Check out the new Teabaggers (not what you are thinking)
- Run for cover! US National Parks have the right to arm bears
- Barbie gets her AARP Membership Card and Ken's accessory kit includes Viagra
- Not-so-sunny days at Sesame Street dealing with life at 40
- Michelle Obama defends her right to bare arms
- Expect more of Tiger's women to come out of the Woods-work
- Check out the mudfight in Coconut Grove's new reality show "Whose Strut is it Anyway?"
(I thought we were to be called "Desperate Grovites?")

And if that wasn't enough to want to put this decade behind us: Balloon Boy, Levi Johnston, OctoMom, Jon & Kate, Lady Gaga, Priests Gone Wild and the Cash for Clunkers.

Expect to see the usual Strut suspects: The Hare Krishnas, the Marching Freds, Coconut Grove Juggling Exchange, the Progressive New Orleans Funeral Band, the Mocko Jumbi, the Little Miss Mangoes, former Miss Mangoes and dethroned Miss Mangoes.

The Strut starts at 2 pm! Center Grove!