City inspectors

What is with these City inspectors who give you a hard time if you look at them cross eyed? I had to threaten one of the inspectors with a law suit once before he gave in and stopped acting like a jerk and gave us our inspection certificate. We are up against another inspector at our condo lately.

Why are they all so nasty and difficult, are we supposed to pay them off or something? If that is the case, we will. I hate all of them with their Napoleon complexes.