Some marching group's suggested for the Strut
Spoiler alert:
Here are some groups suggested for this year's King Mango Strut, to be held December 28. If you don't want to know what they are (and some are questionable in my head, but they always seem to work out in the end), please don't read further.
1) The Marching Joes (Joe the Plumber, Joe six-pack, etc.)
2) The local Barack Obama look-alike struttin' his stuff
3) People who are either crazy or talking on cell phones that you can't see
4) The infamous Coconut Grove peacocks followed by our local
5) Peacock huntsmen
6) Mormon Elder Father Peer and his 16 wives under 16 wearing prairie dresses
7) OJ finally goes off to jail (he STAYS in Vegas!)
8) The Sarah Palin marching Brigade. They hold binoculars saying "I can see Cuba from here!"
9) Michael Phelps as a very buff medal wearing vampire
10) Chinese tainted milk joke
11) Numerical countdown of the hours and minutes until George W is gone.
They are still looking for participants with their own group idea, and clearly they need some good ones, so think about getting a group together and go to the next meeting at Sammy C's on Tuesday, Nov. 25.
Here are some groups suggested for this year's King Mango Strut, to be held December 28. If you don't want to know what they are (and some are questionable in my head, but they always seem to work out in the end), please don't read further.
1) The Marching Joes (Joe the Plumber, Joe six-pack, etc.)
2) The local Barack Obama look-alike struttin' his stuff
3) People who are either crazy or talking on cell phones that you can't see
4) The infamous Coconut Grove peacocks followed by our local
5) Peacock huntsmen
6) Mormon Elder Father Peer and his 16 wives under 16 wearing prairie dresses
7) OJ finally goes off to jail (he STAYS in Vegas!)
8) The Sarah Palin marching Brigade. They hold binoculars saying "I can see Cuba from here!"
9) Michael Phelps as a very buff medal wearing vampire
10) Chinese tainted milk joke
11) Numerical countdown of the hours and minutes until George W is gone.
They are still looking for participants with their own group idea, and clearly they need some good ones, so think about getting a group together and go to the next meeting at Sammy C's on Tuesday, Nov. 25.
posted by Tom Falco at 3:00 PM
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4 Comments:
So now you're making fun of Mormons for a practice they outlawed over 100 years ago? There's that tolerance we've all come to love! Way to go.
Anon 10:20,
They're not making fun of the Mormons who outlawed polygamy 100 years ago. They're making fun of the fringe group Mormons who practice it today.
why not make fun of Mormons they make fun of everybody else.
Lame. Just lame.
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