Elvis supports Coconut Grove peacocks

News item: Elvis' Peacock Suit sells for $300,000

(Text Message Recived By Harry Emilio Gottlieb)

I hear tell there is quite a big fuss being made about Peacocks in some little Florida village known as Coconut Grove.

Back on Earth, I admired that regal bird so much that I had a very special jumpsuit designed in its honor.

Sure it was a little too tight and made me sweat like a pig on a steamy Memphis farm, but it knocked the socks off of the audience and it quickly became my most favorite outfit.

I guess you could say that I and the flamboyant Peacock had a lot in common.

We both like to show off a bit and strut our stuff to get the gals attention, some folks say we make loud annoying sounds, we eat whatever is near us and we poop anyplace we wish.

I forked out $10,000 for it back in the late 1970’s when that was real money.

I just got a message on my Heavenberry that it sold at auction for a whopping $300,000.

I guess Pricilla could use the money for another facelift.

So I say to those folks that have a problem with Peacocks, don’t get “All Shook Up”, they are not the “Devil In Disguise”, “Don’t Be Cruel”, “Don't Think Twice, It's All Right”, they wont poop on your “Blue Sued Shoes”, no need to go “Crying In the Chapel”, don’t be crocking all the time like a “Hound Dog”, you don’t live “In the Ghetto", and “Viva Coconut Grove”.

Thank you, thank you very much!

Elvis