Strutters summon you to Hilton Prison
This in from Antoinette Baldwin:Following the footsteps of celebrities like Martha Stewart, Little Kim, Tommy Lee, Bobby Brown, etc... Paris Hilton got her go-to-jail card for violating the terms of her probation. She was originally sentenced to 45 days but after watching Paris's sex tape "One Night in Paris", the judge reduced the sentence to 23 days for very, very good behavior. She reports to jail on June 5th.
As with all things King Mango Strut...
You are hereby summoned to appear for booking at the 5-star Hilton Prison in Coconut Grove (3484 Main Highway) on Tuesday, June 5th at 7pm.
There will be an Early Jailbird Special from 7-8pm.
Wear your prison best. Stripes are in this season and orange is the new black. Dress up as a famous prisoner. There will prizes for Best Prisoner, Best Chain Gang, Best Jail Bait and Best Prison Bitch Name.
Expect the unexpected from the No-Time-Off-for-Good-Behavior Players and dance to the electrifying tunes of Old Sparky & the Convicts (a.k.a. 18 Wheelers). It's 50,000 volts of lethal rock & roll!
It'll be the best party in town!! No work release. No furloughs. No appeals. No pardons
It's gonna be a riot!!!
posted by Tom Falco at 9:49 AM
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4 Comments:
LOL, sounds fun.
But off subject, happy birthday tomorrow. Your blog does a lot for our community.
Bob
Well, you people take the cake. Poking fun at the lovely Miss Hilton just because she's a rich, shallow, spoiled and--given the video--an occasionally horny brat. You probably don't think much of our beloved president either.
Wait! Can we attend if we weigh more than 100 pounds??!!!
Ooh! Can I come?
Sarah Silverman
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